About jakimfett
I have been working with computers for over a decade. I was a computer lab administrator for a number of years, I am familiar with Microsoft and Unix based operating systems, and have worked as a Geek Squad Agent. In addition, I have been designing and administrating websites for the last half a dozen years. I started out programming straight HTML, but for the last year and a half have been studying PHP and SQL in the pursuit of my Information Systems degree. My programming environment of choice is PHP code combined with a MySQL backend, formatted using CSS. I also posses a solid working knowledge of Wordpress and have developed a number of custom plugins, themes, and widgets for that framework.
In the spring of 2011, I worked for a small company in Salem, Oregon. The company is gone now, but I retained something that was passed on to me by their lead DBA: the Lexmine Minecraft server. It’s been two … Continue reading →
Today I fired a client. I’m normally quite accommodating. I’ll go out of my way to correct a client’s problematic assumptions, nail down vague details, and generally allow the client to proceed in blissful ignorance of the actual process of … Continue reading →
Dear Microsoft Windows: You were my first GUI, way back in 3.1, and since then I’ve enjoyed 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, and Win7. We’ve laughed, cried, and fought with eachother for years…and we’ve had a lot of good times, … Continue reading →
Over the past couple of days, the audio on both of my computers stopped working. Not a huge issue, so I mostly ignored it, especially since as soon as I plugged in a USB audio device, everything worked fine. Then, … Continue reading →
Need to resolve a pesky “Non-static method should not be called statically” error? Strict Standards: Non-static method PEAR::isError() should not be called statically in /var/www/index.php on line 30 First, go to the specific file and line number mentioned in the … Continue reading →
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