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	<description>Because that project won&#039;t code itself, now will it?</description>
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		<title>Minecraft Server Architecture</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jakimfett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spring of 2011, I worked for a small company in Salem, Oregon. The company is gone now, but I retained something that was passed on to me by their lead DBA: the Lexmine Minecraft server. It&#8217;s been two &#8230; <a href="http://www.codemonkeyreport.com/minecraft-server-architecture/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Firing a client</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I fired a client. I&#8217;m normally quite accommodating. I&#8217;ll go out of my way to correct a client&#8217;s problematic assumptions, nail down vague details, and generally allow the client to proceed in blissful ignorance of the actual process of &#8230; <a href="http://www.codemonkeyreport.com/firing-a-client/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Windows&#8230;no more.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Microsoft Windows: You were my first GUI, way back in 3.1, and since then I&#8217;ve enjoyed 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, and Win7. We&#8217;ve laughed, cried, and fought with eachother for years&#8230;and we&#8217;ve had a lot of good times, &#8230; <a href="http://www.codemonkeyreport.com/windows-no-more/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ubuntu Sound issues</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jakimfett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the past couple of days, the audio on both of my computers stopped working. Not a huge issue, so I mostly ignored it, especially since as soon as I plugged in a USB audio device, everything worked fine. Then, &#8230; <a href="http://www.codemonkeyreport.com/ubuntu-sound-issues/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Non-static method should not be called statically</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jakimfett</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[php]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Need to resolve a pesky &#8220;Non-static method should not be called statically&#8221; error? Strict Standards: Non-static method PEAR::isError() should not be called statically in /var/www/index.php on line 30 First, go to the specific file and line number mentioned in the &#8230; <a href="http://www.codemonkeyreport.com/non-static-method-error/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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